Job hunting got off to a slow start today not many CV's handed out (4 i think) though went round around 10 places no where seemed to have many vacancies. Got distracted mostly by meeting up with a friend and goin to Notts castle trying to be a bit cultured and ending up just walking through most of the exhibitions cus they are the same things I saw when I went there @ 5 yearS old (So they're at least 15 years old). We even paid 50p for an exhibition of some of the props from the latest Robin Hood upon entering we quickly got bored since we hadn't even seen the film + the exhibition itself was just one room = waste of money.
Other than that i had a pretty boring day though i did see a pensioner staring out his front room hands pressed against the windowsill arms up as our bus stopped he looked really disapprovingly at everything in his eye line (including me), probably a Daily Mail reader. Then the house next to him a Dog in the same position with a naive look in his eye looked out and looked over at him, how odd, made me giggle as if the dog was like what the hell are you doing
Tommorrow: Hopefully go to Gym (if i can find my membership card)+ hand out more glorious CV's
Been to the Gym for the first time in years and it was actually quite fun.
So being my Dad's regular Gym he gave me a tour of all the equipment:
The Treadmills The Bikes The Cross-trainers Rowing machines, Weights, Floor mats exercise balls BLAH BLAH BALAH BLAH GYM GYM GENERIC GYM STUFF BLAHBLAHBLAH and then he showed me possibly the most bizarre piece of equipment:
The Vibration Plate exercise machine
somewhere between:
A Lazy man's exercise/masturbation device
AND
when you try to balance on something and then after a while of trying to keep yourself steady you fall off and possibly break a bone or two.
Firstly you pick a vibration intensity, then a time, half min - 2min and then do some sort of press-up position (below) trying to keep yourself on it without a. falling off b. vibrating yourself into a gas substance c. trying to keep face when the vibrations are causing you so much pain, and as the main reason to being in a gym is to look manly,and never ever to feel the burn when you have previously been told that it was easy by your 64 year old father (boy was he lying)
Besides that it was quite fun the sauna, shower room (or from now on The Room where you hardly breath) and the jacuzzi were a bit of a let down but they did their bit alright i suppose.
Besides the Gym i failed to do what i planned to do today i.e. get a job through plastering my CV other Nottingham shire, as my printer doesn't work and my Parents one had run out of ink so decided to print it in brilliant PINK just to make sure my employers had a forewarning of the Gay presenting his infectious CV. Though have printed 20 today after buying a 40ish pound ink cartridge and WILL be distributed to ALL GOOD RETAILERS by the end of the next day.
Another development today was my realization that I need to do things my brain cannot be idle it has too many things to say and do. This may seem slightly arrogant like I'm declaring I'm a complete boffin or that in the Gym my instructor drilled it into me like an army major that i must blunk up cus I'm not a man i'm a Pussy (My instructor was actually really nice). No I realize I often over think things and this can make me paranoid and useless, a theory before a practice - pointless. So i really need to keep myself busy that is why for the first time in ages i've actually updated this blog two days in a row. GO ME:)
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Still reading: Fashion + Perversity: A Life of Vivienne Westwood and the sixties laid bare by Fred Vermorel It's quite fun so far but maybe too many incomplete stories due to it being based on anecdotes and scraps of information- Anyway i'll give a better review when i've finished.
I've been back home for just under a week now. And it's time i really knuckle down. The thing is i've been neglecting the most important fact. I DO NOT HAVE A JOB and i really really really need one.
No Uni to fall back onto now its the friggin Real World and I need the cash
So Tommorrow my CV will finally be published and Distributed to waiting employers ready to be arse licked by me into giving me an Okish Retail or Catering job.
And for extra publicity my number is 07875210851 (Though contact may vary depending on whether I gave a false number)
In other News I've got my first session at the Gym tomoro with Dad in tow to guide me round should be exciting its got jacuzzi's, saunas and swimming pool too which is a much welcome Extra given the Heat at the moment.
Other Top News Stories Include:
1. Amanda Bynes has recently confirmed she is quitting acting - Something I didn't really care about but thought was quite amusing since she blatantly can't act unless you consider the combination of shouting and gurning Oscar worthy . Don't get me wrong though, I did like The Amanda Show and her ridiciulousness its just she expects everyone to care even though she isn't even tabloid worthy fodder.
2. The Cheeky Girls will be performing at Nottingham Pride - Amazing how they have stretched a three minute audition into a life long career. Can't wait to see them gonna be Funny as.
Currently Trying to Read: Fashion + Perversity: A Life of Vivienne Westwood and the sixties laid bare by Fred Vermorel x
